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LOGAN Who would have thought breaking your dick would be so much fun? I walked into the physio's office, hobbling like a fool, and the last thing I expected to see was her. She was going to be mine come hell or high water. The only problem is, she's got the weight of the world resting on her feisty shoulders, and she's not the kind of woman to fall for my usual tricks. Elle is gonna make me work for it, and I've never been so ready. ELLE What do you do when the captain of the Colorado Thunder ice hockey team sets his sights on you? You run for the hills and hope he trips and falls into someone else's vagi . . . love muffin. Logan Waters is the bane of my existence. He's gorgeous and has me ready to risk it all. Shit. That was cheesy, wasn't it? Let me try that again . . . Ahem . . . *clears throat* Logan Waters can kiss my ass. Me and him . . . It's never gonna happen. Never Gonna Happen is a New Adult, Sports Romance with a HEA. CONTENT WARNING: Explicit sexual content, rape, drug abuse, death, and heavy coarse language.
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